What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
What my mouth
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What my mouth

Certified Mouth Before Brain
Sale price$29.99 Regular price$34.00
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For the quick-tongued souls whose words leave the station before the brain checks the schedule. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for unfiltered moments. The mouth said it. The brain is still reviewing.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Sass ApprovedSass Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Issue the standing disclaimer with this hilariously honest Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt featuring the "What My Mouth" design. The smooth, durable fabric offers a blissful wearing experience, making it an ideal choice for year-round fashion. Its classic fit and versatile silhouette seamlessly adapt to any occasion, from family dinners and group chats brought to life to office meetings, game nights, or simply a casual day out. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's a pre-emptive apology and a proud confession rolled into one, for everyone whose wit arrives a full second before their filter does. The comments are sharp, the timing is flawless, and the regret is occasional at best. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just-because moments, this tee resonates with quick wits, sassy friends, honest souls, and anyone who appreciates both unfiltered humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
  • Classic crew neckline enhances versatility for any outfit.
  • Ribbed collar retains shape while adding elasticity.
  • Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
  • Designed to minimize fabric waste with seamless construction.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent quote print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Speaking freely, always.

Designed for the quick wits and rhythm-makers whose best lines arrive unrehearsed. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Ottavia R. ✓ Verified purchase

I absolutely love this shirt. I've purchased from this store multiple times. Always satisfied!

★★★★★

Denver Mattox ✓ Verified purchase

I'm happy with my order. no issues and the quality was great. I would buy again from this store.

★★★★★

Larissa J. ✓ Verified purchase

Fun and quirky, my fiddle friend got a good laugh out of it. Gray color looks great and fabric is soft. Only wish the print was a bit bolder, but overall a nice shirt.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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