Not my tempo, not my problem.

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Sale price$29.99 Regular price$34.00
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For the unbothered players who lock into their groove and let everyone else catch up. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for zero-stress musicians. If the tempo isn't mine, honestly, that's a you situation.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Sass ApprovedSass Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Navy
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Own the groove with this delightfully unbothered Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt featuring the "Not My Tempo, Not My Problem" design. The smooth, durable fabric offers a blissful wearing experience, making it an ideal choice for year-round fashion. Its classic fit and versatile silhouette seamlessly adapt to any occasion, from jam sessions and rehearsals to festivals, office chaos, or simply a casual day out. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's a philosophy for the beautifully unbothered, working perfectly on and off the bandstand. In the jam it means the rushing is not your responsibility, and everywhere else it means other people's panic is simply not on your schedule. Steady groove, calm face, zero apologies. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, festivals, or band gift exchanges, this tee resonates with fiddlers, unbothered souls, session players, and anyone who appreciates both bold sass and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
  • Classic crew neckline enhances versatility for any outfit.
  • Ribbed collar retains shape while adding elasticity.
  • Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
  • Designed to minimize fabric waste with seamless construction.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent quote print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Unbothered by design.

Designed for the cool-headed players and rhythm-makers who hold the groove while the world speeds up. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

Cassia Wren T. ✓ Verified purchase

Just as shown. This arrived quickly and store was right on top of getting this to me! Definitely buy again.

Ridge Holloway ✓ Verified purchase

Loves the look and feel of this T-shirts! Excellent customer service, quickly shipped and highly recommend.

Marlowe J. ✓ Verified purchase

Funny quote, my drummer friend loved it. Navy color looks great and fabric is soft. Only wish the print felt a bit smoother, but overall a solid shirt