Today requires more bandwidth that im currently own

Power down with this brutally honest Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Today requires more bandwidth than I currently own" design. Soft, lightweight combed cotton makes it an easy grab for practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a low-signal casual day at home. Some mornings you wake up with a full connection. Other mornings the calendar shows three rehearsals, a parent conference, a recital program to finish, and a sectional you agreed to lead in a moment of weakness. The battery was at two percent before the coffee finished brewing. Your brain is buffering, your responses are delayed, and you are politely asking everyone to try again tomorrow. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the week before a big concert, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, overbooked parents, and anyone who appreciates both low-battery humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting