Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
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Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
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Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
Thats not the tempo
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Thats not the tempo

Certified Tempo Police
Sale price$29.99
For metronome loyalists, beat-keepers, and everyone who's physically felt the pain of a rushed measure. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton that stays perfectly in time. Steady hands, steady tempo, zero mercy.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Music Lover ApprovedMusic Lover Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Keep everyone honest with this strictly metered Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Thats not the tempo" design. The soft, lightweight combed cotton is comfortable enough for a full day of practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual afternoon with the metronome off for once. You can feel a rushed measure in your teeth. The marking said allegro, not sprinting toward a fire exit. Someone in the back is dragging, someone up front is racing, and you are quietly tapping the correct pulse on your knee while making eye contact with nobody. Steady hands, steady beat, and a stern little sentence that says what every drummer has ever thought. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the first concert rehearsal of the year, this tee resonates with music lovers, teachers, rhythm sticklers, and anyone who appreciates both metronome humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 4XL

Colors: 13 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Always on beat.

Designed for the metronome loyalists who feel every rushed measure in their bones. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Nicole B. ✓ Verified purchase

As a piano teacher this sentence leaves my mouth twenty times a day. Wore it to lessons and the kids finally laughed with me. Soft and comfy.

★★★★★

Kevin Ashford ✓ Verified purchase

I'm the drummer in a community band and my wife bought me this. It's the most accurate shirt I own and it fits perfectly.

★★★★★

Ashley D. ✓ Verified purchase

Lightweight, soft, and the lettering is bold enough to read from the podium. My orchestra director wants one now.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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