Tell me less

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Sale price$29.99
For small-talk skippers, peace-keepers, and everyone whose social battery has a very strict limit. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for quiet moods. Long story? Make it short. Shorter. Perfect.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Introvert ApprovedIntrovert Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Keep it brief with this refreshingly quiet Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Tell me less" design. The soft, lightweight combed cotton feels effortless whether you're slipping into a practice room, sitting through a lesson, waiting out a rehearsal break, surviving music camp small talk, or enjoying a peaceful casual day. Some people want the full story. You want the headline, and possibly not even that. When the section chat hits two hundred messages about a single bowing, when the parent meeting runs long, when someone begins a sentence with "so, funny story," your shirt has already answered. Fewer words, more practicing. Your social battery is at four percent and it is not a plug-in model. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the end of a long teaching week, this tee resonates with introverts, musicians, teachers, and anyone who appreciates both dry humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Keeping it brief.

Designed for the small-talk skippers whose social battery has a very strict limit. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Erica B. ✓ Verified purchase

My favorite shirt to wear on the day after a big concert when I don't want to talk to anyone. Soft, light, and true to size.

★★★★★

Jennifer Whitley ✓ Verified purchase

Bought this for my introverted cellist son and he says it works. People actually read it and shorten their stories. Great quality.

★★★★★

Iris M. ✓ Verified purchase

The font is clean and readable from across the room, which is the whole point. The tee is comfortable and washes beautifully.

★★★★★

Linda J. ✓ Verified purchase

Like the message, but the fabric is thinner than the tees I usually buy and the gray is a little lighter than the photo showed.

★★★★★

Ashley ✓ Verified purchase

Worked perfectly and just what I needed.