Running on caffeine errands and invisible rage

Fuel up with this dangerously relatable Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Running on caffeine errands and invisible rage" design. Soft, lightweight combed cotton keeps things breezy whether you're headed to a lesson, a rehearsal, a music camp drop-off, or your fourth errand before noon. Your tank runs on three things: a large coffee, a to-do list that keeps regenerating, and a perfectly calm face hiding the strongly worded email you're composing in your head. The barista thinks you're delightful. The dry cleaner thinks you're patient. Your car knows the truth. Somehow the rosin still gets bought, the reeds still get picked up, and everyone still gets to their lesson on time. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the end of a very long week, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, parents, and anyone who appreciates both caffeinated humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting