Powered by postponement

Certified Professional Postponer
Sale price$29.99
For deadline dancers, tomorrow-planners, and everyone whose to-do list is really a someday list. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum delay, minimum guilt. Why do today what you can reschedule forever?
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Procrastinator ApprovedProcrastinator Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Put it off in style with this expertly delayed Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Powered by postponement" design. The soft, lightweight fabric feels effortless in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or simply a casual day out avoiding your to-do list. This is for the certified professional postponer, the deadline dancer whose practice log is really a someday list. You were going to learn that concerto in January. It is now whatever month it is, and the sheet music is still pristine. Scales are scheduled for tomorrow, as they have been every day since 2021. Why do today what you can reschedule forever? The recital will arrive either way, and so will the adrenaline. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the night before a jury, this tee resonates with musicians, students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates both procrastinator humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Shipping on time, always.

Designed for the deadline dancers whose practice schedule is a someday list. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Bianca L. ✓ Verified purchase

I bought this for my college-age son who practices exclusively the night before his lessons. He laughed and wore it to the next one.

★★★★★

Grant ✓ Verified purchase

Solid shirt, soft fabric, funny message. Runs a bit slim through the shoulders so keep that in mind when ordering.

★★★★★

Osborne ✓ Verified purchase

My piano teacher gave me this as an end-of-year joke gift. Message received, and it is honestly the comfiest shirt I own.

★★★★★

Dana ✓ Verified purchase

Wore this to a rehearsal I had put off preparing for, and my section leader just shook her head. Fits perfectly and feels great.

★★★★★

Shannon ✓ Verified purchase

Good quality and washes well. I love it!