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Not my tempo, not my problem.

Certified Not My Problem
Sale price$29.99
For the unbothered players who lock into their groove and let everyone else catch up. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for zero-stress musicians. If the tempo isn't mine, honestly, that's a you situation.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Sass ApprovedSass Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Lock into your groove with this unbothered Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Not my tempo, not my problem" design. The soft, lightweight fabric keeps you cool through practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or simply a casual day out. This is for the certified not-my-problem musician who finds the pocket, settles in, and lets everyone else catch up eventually. The mandolin is rushing? Not your problem. The banjo player has invented a new time signature? Also not your problem. You set a tempo, you kept the tempo, and you'll still be sitting on that tempo when the rest of the band circles back around. If it isn't yours, honestly, that's a you situation. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or jam season, this tee resonates with rhythm players, bassists, drummers, steady fiddlers, and anyone who appreciates both zero-stress humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Unbothered by design.

Designed for the unbothered players who set the groove and let everyone else catch up. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Cassia Wren T. ✓ Verified purchase

Bought this for our band's drummer and he laughed so hard he almost dropped his sticks. Soft shirt and fits him great.

★★★★★

Ridge Holloway ✓ Verified purchase

I play upright bass at bluegrass jams and this is the truest thing I have ever worn. Comfortable, breathable, and well printed.

★★★★★

Marlowe J. ✓ Verified purchase

Fun shirt and nice fabric, but it came out a bit smaller than I expected. Still a good fit once it relaxed after a wash.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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