Not everything is a main character monologue

Skip the drama with this refreshingly grounded Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Not everything is a main character monologue" design. The soft, lightweight fabric stays comfortable through practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or simply a casual day out. This is for the certified supporting cast advocate, the calm observer who has watched too many ordinary moments turn into full theatrical productions. Somebody misses a cue and delivers a soliloquy about their journey. Somebody forgets their mute and it becomes a tragedy in three acts. Meanwhile you, the second viola, would just like to finish the run-through. Sometimes it's a Tuesday, not a scene. The audience would like to go home. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the closing night of a dramatic season, this tee resonates with orchestra players, section musicians, theater pit veterans, and anyone who appreciates both drama-free humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting