Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
Nature and shit
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Nature and shit

Certified Reluctant Outdoorsy
Sale price$29.99
For the half-hearted hikers, dragged-along campers, and everyone who appreciates the great outdoors from a reasonable distance. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for trails, tents, and trees. Yes, we're outside. Look at all this nature and shit.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Outdoor Humor ApprovedOutdoor Humor Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Venture outside with this reluctantly outdoorsy Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Nature and shit" design. The soft, lightweight fabric breathes on the trail, at music camp, in the rehearsal hall, or simply on a casual day pretending to enjoy fresh air. This is for the certified reluctant outdoorsy type, the half-hearted hiker and dragged-along camper who appreciates the great outdoors from a reasonable distance. You came for the campfire jam and stayed because the car was too far away. Look at all these trees. Look at this lake. Look at this mosquito, which has bitten you three times during one verse of a folk song. Yes, we're outside. Yes, it's lovely. Now where's the coffee. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, camp season, or a friend's questionable weekend plans, this tee resonates with musicians, campers, festival-goers, and anyone who appreciates both outdoor humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Wandering off trail.

Designed for the reluctant campers who appreciate nature best from a reasonable distance. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Sabrina L. ✓ Verified purchase

Wore this to fiddle camp in the mountains and it was a hit at every campfire. Light, soft, and dried fast after a river dunk.

★★★★★

Holly Fenner ✓ Verified purchase

My husband refuses to hike but loves a festival. This is now his official festival shirt and it fits him perfectly.

★★★★★

Tessa K. ✓ Verified purchase

Funny shirt, but the green is more olive than the bright shade in the photo and the fabric is thinner than I hoped.

★★★★★

Miranda M. ✓ Verified purchase

Bought this as a joke gift for my outdoorsy sister and now she wants five more. Comfortable and washes well.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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