My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
My Patience is in 3/4 time
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My Patience is in 3/4 time

Certified Three Beats Only
Sale price$29.99
For the waltz-tempered, the graceful-but-brief, and every musician whose tolerance lasts exactly three beats before the downbeat returns. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton with perfect timing. One, two, three, and that's all you get.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Music Lover ApprovedMusic Lover Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Count it off with this waltz-tempered Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "My Patience is in 3/4 time" design. The soft, lightweight fabric keeps perfect time through practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or simply a casual day out. This is for the certified three-beats-only musician whose tolerance is graceful, elegant, and extremely brief. One, two, three, and that's all you get before the downbeat comes back around and you start over with a fresh sigh. It's not that you're impatient; it's that you're metrically precise. A waltz is a beautiful thing. So is knowing exactly when you've reached the end of the bar. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the end of a long teaching week, this tee resonates with musicians, music teachers, dance accompanists, and anyone who appreciates both time-signature humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Waltzing out of patience.

Designed for the waltz-tempered musicians whose patience lasts exactly three beats. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Marguerite D. ✓ Verified purchase

I teach group violin classes and this shirt made the parents laugh out loud. Soft cotton, nice drape, and the print is sharp.

★★★★★

Barnaby Quill ✓ Verified purchase

Got this for my mother, a piano teacher of forty years. She wore it to her next studio recital and every student got the joke.

★★★★★

Odile R. ✓ Verified purchase

Fits true to size and the fabric is really comfortable. My conductor pointed at it during rehearsal and just nodded.

★★★★★

Mia J. ✓ Verified purchase

Clever, comfy, and holds up well in the wash. I've worn it to three rehearsals and it still looks brand new.

★★★★★

Jannifer K. ✓ Verified purchase

Funny design but fabric felt thin and color faded a bit after washing. Still okay to wear.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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