My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
My brain is buffering
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My brain is buffering

Certified Please Wait
Sale price$29.99
For the mid-sentence pausers, blank starers, and everyone who needs a second... or several. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for slow-loading moments. The answer is coming. Eventually. Probably.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Relatable ApprovedRelatable Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Please wait for this delightfully laggy Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "My brain is buffering" design. The soft, lightweight fabric loads instantly on your shoulders and stays comfortable through practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or simply a casual day out. This is for the mid-sentence pausers and blank starers who need a second, or several, before the answer shows up. Musicians know the moment well: the conductor asks what measure you're on, and your brain shows a little spinning wheel while you flip pages. The key signature is coming. The fingering is coming. Eventually. Probably. If the connection times out, just take a breath and try again from the top. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or exam week, this tee resonates with students, musicians, teachers, and anyone who appreciates both slow-loading humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Loading brilliance.

Designed for the thoughtful pausers whose answers arrive right after the loading wheel disappears. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Opal J. ✓ Verified purchase

I bought this for my son who takes forever to answer any question. He thought it was hilarious and wears it to youth orchestra.

★★★★★

Stefan Krug ✓ Verified purchase

Soft, comfortable, and the print is clear from across the room. My theory class noticed it and laughed before I even sat down.

★★★★★

Bethany W. ✓ Verified purchase

This is exactly how I feel at 8 AM rehearsals. Fit is relaxed, fabric is light, and it has held up through many washes.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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