I'm one notification away from living in the woods

Silence the ping in this nearly off-grid Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I'm one notification away from living in the woods" design. The soft, lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton stays comfortable from practice rooms and lessons to rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day somewhere with no signal. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's an escape plan for the ping-fatigued who keep a cabin listing saved in the notes app right next to the rehearsal schedule. The group chat has 214 unread messages. Three of them are about the concert dress code. One more ding and you're gone, fiddle in hand, teaching the squirrels a waltz. The forest, for the record, never sends a calendar invite. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the week the group chat gets out of hand, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, overbooked parents, and anyone who appreciates both unplugged-and-outta-here humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting