i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
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i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

Certified Debate Champion
Sale price$29.99
For the confidently correct, the friendly contrarians, and everyone who ends arguments with surgical precision. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for undefeated logic. Agreeing is easy. Being right is a lifestyle.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Sass ApprovedSass Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Win the argument before it starts in this smugly satisfying Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "i'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong" design. Soft, lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton keeps you cool from practice rooms and lessons to rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day of being right in public. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's a closing statement for the confidently correct and the friendly contrarians who end debates with one clean sentence. Was that passage in tune? Was the tempo too fast? You already know the answer, and it's the same one you gave last week. Agreeing is easy. Being right is a lifestyle, and this tee is the uniform. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or a truce that never quite arrives, this tee resonates with musicians, section leaders, stubborn stand partners, and anyone who appreciates both sharp-tongued humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Always in the right key.

Designed for the confidently correct who end every debate in one sentence. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Antonia G. ✓ Verified purchase

My husband read it, opened his mouth, closed it again, and walked away. Total victory, and the shirt is genuinely soft.

★★★★★

Duncan Reid ✓ Verified purchase

Perfect for our viola section, we argue about bowings constantly. Fits great and the lettering is sharp after several washes.

★★★★★

Selena M. ✓ Verified purchase

Ordered one for my brother who has never lost an argument in his life, according to him. He loved it.

★★★★★

Jasmine K. ✓ Verified purchase

Funny saying and I do like it, but the print is smaller than it looks online and the fabric is on the thin side.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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