I used to be married

🎻 Certified Happily Fiddling Around
Sale price$14.50
For the free spirits who traded one commitment for a much quieter roommate with four strings. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for fresh chapters. The fiddle never argues, never complains, and always wants to stay up late.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Second Chapter ApprovedSecond Chapter Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Turn the page in this cheerfully unbothered Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I used to be married" design. The soft, lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton feels good from practice rooms and lessons to rehearsals, music camps, or a casual night out with the band. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's a status update for anyone who swapped one long-term commitment for a much quieter roommate with four strings. The fiddle never asks where you've been, never critiques your cooking, and is always up for staying out late. It does occasionally go out of tune, but at least it takes the hint. Fresh chapter, same porch, better soundtrack. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the first anniversary of freedom, this tee resonates with fiddlers, second-act players, jam-circle regulars, and anyone who appreciates both fresh-start humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Committed to the tunes.

Designed for the fiddlers who traded one commitment for a quieter roommate with strings. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Charlene B. ✓ Verified purchase

Bought this for myself the week my divorce finalized and wore it straight to the Friday jam. Best laugh I've had all year.

★★★★★

Merle Hutchins ✓ Verified purchase

My buddy about fell off his stool when he read it. Comfortable shirt too, not that anyone was looking at the fabric.

★★★★★

Dinah W. ✓ Verified purchase

Gave it to my sister who picked the fiddle back up after her split. She says the fiddle is a much better listener.