I promise i care just not right now

Certified Caring, Eventually
Sale price$29.99
For the emotionally scheduled, the empathy-by-appointment crowd, and everyone whose compassion opens at 10 AM after coffee. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for honest hearts. The care is real. The timing is negotiable.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Sass ApprovedSass Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Schedule your empathy with this candidly caring Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I promise i care just not right now" design. Soft, lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day of protecting your energy. The care is real. The timing is negotiable. Compassion, like a rehearsal, has a start time, and it is after coffee, after the warm-up, and definitely not during the twenty minutes before a performance. This shirt is for the emotionally scheduled, the empathy-by-appointment crowd, and every musician who has smiled kindly at a long story while mentally running the second movement. Come back at ten. Bring snacks. The caring will be fully operational and possibly even sincere. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the friend who needs a gentle reminder about timing, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, sass appreciators, and anyone who appreciates both honestly-postponed humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Caring on the downbeat.

Designed for the emotionally scheduled musicians whose compassion opens at ten, after coffee and the warm-up. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Henrietta C. ✓ Verified purchase

I wore this backstage before a concert and my whole section understood immediately. Great soft shirt.

★★★★★

Merle Atkinson ✓ Verified purchase

Fits well, feels good, and it's the perfect amount of sass for a Monday rehearsal. Ordered a second one for my brother.

★★★★★

Tabitha J. ✓ Verified purchase

Bought it for my roommate, a music major who is unreachable before her morning coffee. She says it's the most honest gift she's ever received.

★★★★★

Jennifer W. ✓ Verified purchase

Great quality and the print is crisp. Everyone in my quartet laughed and then asked for the link.

★★★★★

Mia H. ✓ Verified purchase

Thank you for the shirt! Great material and arrived on time. Shop again