I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It
Product mockup
Product mockup
Product mockup
Product mockup
Product mockup
Product mockup

I Have A Baton_And I'm Not Afraid_To Use It

Certified Baton Boss
Sale price$29.99
For fearless conductors, downbeat dictators, and everyone who commands a room with a single stick. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton with authority woven in. One tap on the stand and everyone knows.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Conductor ApprovedConductor Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Command the room in this authoritative Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I Have A Baton And I'm Not Afraid To Use It" design. Soft, lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day away from the podium. One tap on the stand and the room goes silent. That's the power of a small stick in the right hands. This shirt is for the fearless conductors and downbeat dictators who can stop a hundred musicians mid-phrase with a flick of the wrist. The baton is not a threat. It's a promise: the tempo will be kept, the fermata will be held as long as intended, and the trumpets will come in when they are told. Not a moment before. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or a conductor's debut concert, this tee resonates with conductors, band directors, choir leaders, and anyone who appreciates both baton-wielding humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 4XL

Colors: 13 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Ruled by the baton.

Designed for the fearless conductors and downbeat dictators who stop a hundred players with one stick. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Denise W. ✓ Verified purchase

My husband conducts a community orchestra and wore this to the first rehearsal of the season. Nobody was late. Soft, nice fit.

★★★★★

Paul Everett ✓ Verified purchase

Comfortable shirt, bold print, and I've had three students ask where they can get one for their own director.

★★★★★

Angela M. ✓ Verified purchase

Gift for my daughter, a music ed major who just got her first baton. She wears it to conducting class and the professor approves.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

Join the unhinged crew!

New designs, exclusive offers, and giggles in your inbox.