I get my 10000 steps from forgetting things

Certified Accidental Athlete
Sale price$29.99
For the upstairs-returners, keys-hunters, and everyone whose fitness plan is powered entirely by a forgetful memory. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for cardio by accident. Forgot the phone. Went back. Forgot why. Went back again.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Relatable ApprovedRelatable Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Log the miles with this accidentally athletic Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I get my 10000 steps from forgetting things" design. Soft, lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day of going back upstairs. The fitness plan is simple and completely involuntary. Walk to the car. Realize the sheet music is on the piano. Walk back. Realize the rosin is in the other case. Walk back again. Forget why you came inside, remember it was the tuner, and off you go. Musicians are especially gifted at this, because something always lives in a different bag. By the time you reach rehearsal, the step counter is thrilled and you still forgot the pencil. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or a friend who is always marching back, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, busy parents, and anyone who appreciates both forgetful-cardio humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Marching back for the sheet music.

Designed for the upstairs-returners and keys-hunters whose cardio plan is powered entirely by forgotten sheet music. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Maribel S. ✓ Verified purchase

This is my life as a piano teacher with three studios. Super soft, and the parents at pickup loved it.

★★★★★

Orville Hayes ✓ Verified purchase

Great fit, comfy, and I laughed out loud when I opened it. Bought it for myself, then bought one for my wife.

★★★★★

Justina K. ✓ Verified purchase

Really funny and nice quality. The color came a shade lighter than the photo, but I still wear it constantly.