I dont care what you had for lunch

Close the menu with this delightfully blunt Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "I dont care what you had for lunch" design. Soft, lightweight cotton wears comfortably in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day of scrolling past food photos. It looked delicious. The sandwich was, we're told, life-changing. The photo of it, all seven of them, has been noted. Musicians have spent years developing the ability to sit through a lot of things, and the detailed lunch report during the ten-minute rehearsal break is right up there with tuning the violas. This shirt serves tunes, not menus, and gently steers every conversation back to something more nourishing, like who's bringing the good snacks to the next sectional. Moving on. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or the friend who narrates every meal, this tee resonates with musicians, teachers, sass-lovers, and anyone who appreciates both food-report humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting