Fiddle player's theory of relativity

Bend time with this brainy Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "Fiddle player's theory of relativity" design. Soft, lightweight cotton wears comfortably in practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, music camps, or a casual day that mysteriously loses three hours. The science is settled: at a session, time does not behave. "One more tune" is a unit that equals roughly three hours. "We'll wrap up at ten" is a theoretical construct. The closer you sit to the fiddle, the slower the clock on the wall appears to move, and nobody has ever successfully left a jam at the moment they said they would. This shirt is the peer-reviewed explanation for why you're late to everything that follows a jam. Physics did it. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or festival weekends, this tee resonates with fiddlers, session players, physics-minded musicians, and anyone who appreciates both nerdy time-travel humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

• Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
• Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
• Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: S – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting