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A Horse and a Fiddle Walk into a Bar..

Certified Pub Session Regular
Sale price$29.99
For the players whose favorite venue has sticky tables, warm lighting, and a session every Thursday. Soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton for pub regulars. The Horse and Fiddle: where the tunes never last call.
  • Everyday ComfortEveryday Comfort
  • Session Player ApprovedSession Player Approved
  • Reliable QualityReliable Quality
Color: Black Heather
Size: XS
Shirt Size Chart
Refer to images for visual sizing information.

LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

Shipped before the next verse

Ordered today, on the road within 48 hours.

Made by musicians

If it doesn't get a laugh at camp, it doesn't get printed.

Easy returns, no sad songs

7 days to send it back, no questions asked.

Pull up a stool with this session-ready Unisex Jersey T-Shirt featuring the "A Horse and a Fiddle Walk into a Bar.." design. The soft, lightweight combed cotton breathes easily through crowded practice rooms, lessons, rehearsals, festival campgrounds, or a casual day out. This shirt isn't just a clothing item; it's the setup to the best joke in the pub. A horse and a fiddle walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'Thursday session again?' Every player knows the venue: sticky tables, warm lamps, a corner full of tune-slingers, and a fiddle that has never once heard the words last call. The horse supplies the bow hair. The fiddle supplies the reels. Nobody goes home early. Great for gifting during holidays, birthdays, recitals, or festival season, this tee resonates with fiddlers, session regulars, pub-corner tune players, and anyone who appreciates both barroom humor and comfort in their everyday wear.

Product features

  • Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Heather colors contain polyester).
  • Classic crew neckline with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape.
  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering unisex fit.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability at the seams.
  • Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its size and shape wash after wash.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size

Neckline: Crew neck with ribbed collar

Sleeve: Short sleeve

Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fabric care: Pre-shrunk, machine washable

Print: Fade-resistant, permanent design print

Sizes: XS – 2XL

Colors: 15 color options available

Note: Lighter colors are slightly sheer and may appear see-through under certain lighting

Everything is made to order, so here's exactly what to expect.

Processing: 2–5 business days to print and pack. Longer during camp season and holidays; we'll email you if anything slips.

Rates: calculated at checkout based on where you are. No surprises.

Upgrades: faster options appear at checkout where they're available in your region.

Tracking: emailed the moment your order ships.

Delays: weather, holidays and customs are beyond us. We'd hand-deliver with a bow if we could. We'll keep you posted.

International orders: customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility and aren't included in our prices.

Returns, exchanges and cancellations on non-custom items:

Contact us within 7 days of delivery to start a return, then send it back within 14 days.

Changed your mind? Cancel within 12 hours of ordering.

Return shipping is on you. Items need to come back unworn and in original condition — full refund minus original shipping.

Arrived damaged? Email photos within 7 days and we'll send a replacement. Keep the original.

Custom pieces can't be returned unless they arrive damaged or defective.

Built by musicians. Last call optional.

Designed for the session regulars who never once heard the words last call. Every tee blends premium comfort with a personality all its own: soft, effortless, and made to move with you.

Why We Chose This Shirt

  • Premium Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Soft, lightweight, broken-in feel
  • Unisex modern fit
  • Gets even softer with every wash

We chose the Bella+Canvas 3001 because it’s the kind of shirt people reach for first. Soft, lightweight, and comfortably broken-in from day one. Think of your favorite T-shirt that’s been washed and loved for years. If you’re looking for a thick, heavyweight tee, this probably isn’t it… and that’s exactly why we chose it.

VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Real musicians. Real opinions. Zero mercy.

★★★★★

Saoirse M. ✓ Verified purchase

Wore it to our Thursday session and the whole table wanted to know the punchline. Great shirt, very light and comfortable.

★★★★★

Padraig Nolan ✓ Verified purchase

My brother plays fiddle at our local every week. This was the perfect birthday present. He says it fits great.

★★★★★

Nessa B. ✓ Verified purchase

The design is funnier every time I read it. Cotton is soft, not scratchy, and the print has stayed sharp through the wash.

★★★★★

Jessica L. ✓ Verified purchase

Cute idea, but the fabric is thinner than I expected and the print is smaller than the photo suggested. Still wearable.

Fits like your favorite song sounds

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